Funny names for law firms
Funny names for people in the legal system
Let's start with the most famous one, from the 3 Stooges:
Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
We can make a few variations on it:
Kenny, Cheatem and Howe
Dewey, Cheatham & Wynn
Are you "Just a Gigolo" and relying on your
"Sugar Mommy" for your future savings? Then call
Dewey, Swindler &
Wynn
To compensate you for ALL that you've 'put in'.
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#2.
A freshly mopped floor? Talk to
Slippen, Fall & Sioux
for your retirement goals.
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#4.
Making a major purchase? Time to call
Lowe, Ball & Steele
as your legal negotiating team.
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#5.
Difficult case coming? Be sure to use
Dixon, Cox & Johnson
Specializing in the hard ones.
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#6.
Need a divorce on a low budget? Then call
Lever, Quick & Hyde
to learn your options.
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#7.
Collect from your sports gamblers. Call
Fonda, Welch, & Betz
since 'knee adjustments' are sort of frowned on these days.
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#8.
Bad investment advice? Give us a call.
Wynn, Cash & Howe
Turn your 401k into $401k overnight!
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Wynn, Case &
Gottfried
We put scum back on the street
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#11.
Luce, Case & Hyde
Not all that good, but you'll never find us.
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#12.
Baer, Butz & Spanken
Legal advice for BDSM.
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Walken, Trippon &
Fallon
Klutzes have rights too!
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#14.
Is your wife a nymphomaniac? Call
Dickens, Hyde, Hirr &
Cummin
and learn your rights and options.
(Offices right above the swingers club)
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#15.
Been denied Maternity Benefits? Call
Labor, Payne & Borne
to get all that's due.
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#16.
Dewey, Edam & Spitz
Representing watermelon union members world-wide.
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Admit it... you expected some sort of
sexual reference on that one ;-)
#17.
Coxe, Down & Dupp
Erectile Dysfunction law.
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#18.
Butcher, Cooke & Edam
Specializing in food service and preparation cases.
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#19.
Unfaithful wife? Call
Alda, Mann & Cider
Divorce Laws
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#20.
Pandering charges? Call the offices of
Seller, Rass & Pimper
Specializing in Escort Services.
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#21.
Fonda, Eaton, Busch &
Howe
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#22.
Luce, Lipp & Butz
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Dewer, Bush, & Lever
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Eaton, Lamb & Lovett
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Rugg, Munch, & Dyke
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Lender, Money & Luce
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#27
Dewey, Zucker &
Humper
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Fonda, Lynn & Gropen
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#29
Loven, Dix & Cider
#30
Dewey, Dicker & Spoon
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Dickens, Hyde &
Throbben
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Ender, Payne & Dumper
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#33
Johnson, Burns &
Leeks
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#34
Love, Coxe & Dahl
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Robin, Graves & Luden
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#36
Munch, Rugg & Dewer
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#37
Loven, Freely & Klapp
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#38
Sellers, Litt &
Decker
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Eaton, Lamb & Curry
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Fonda, Lynn & Loven
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Locke, Stock & Beryl
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Dewey, Misser & Howe
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Watts, Zahn, Furst &
Nohu
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A pun tribute to the classic pun skit!
Cummins, Cider &
Spoon
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Clapp, Hahn & Klapov
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Forth, Down &
Hinchez
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Furst & Cole
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Hall, Lass & Runn
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Given, Chase &
Ketchum
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Pierce, Deere & Lipp
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Dewey, Dewar & Bragg
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Harden, Long, &
Thicke
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Take any of the pun names and create gift mugs for your friends. These cups are solid color when room temperature. Add a hot drink and they magically change to reveal your message. Use them to play a practical joke on a friend. As far as they know, it's a nice gift mug... until they make that first cup of tea or coffee. Then SURPRISE! The secret message reveals itself.